Midget Porn

I’ll preface this post by explaining the group dynamics of a particular forum that both Craig and myself are on. If you need a tool or want to try something out, members are generally more than willing to lend items out. The way this works is that the owner of the item ships it out to the member in need, the member uses the item, then sends it back with a small (usually local) gift. We have received cheeses,local beer, condoms, all manner of items as a result of this tradeoff.

Craig sent his armorers block out to a member in Texas and we received the box back yesterday. Upon opening it, we found a midget porn DVD. It was titled “Little Fuckers 5.”

Yesterday, I offered to lend a movie to one of my coworkers. I grabbed it last night and put it on my purse so I’d remember.

This morning, I brought the movie to work and gave it to my coworker to borrow. When I got home tonight, Craig asked if I had given the DVD to my coworker, then almost died laughing when I told him that I had.

It turns out, he switched 187 for “Little Fuckers 5” before leaving for work. I just received a rather bemused phone call from the guy I work with asking why he sat down to watch midget porn with his wife.

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